Years ago one of my wife’s friends wanted to go to a strip club amateur night and dance. She wanted my wife to go and she wouldn’t go without me. “OK, but don’t get mad when I look.” So we went. I sat next to my wife as near naked women tried to entice me to pay them for a lap dance.

I found the whole thing to be depressingly strange. Men giving the dancers money, giving each other high fives as if they had done something to be proud of. Her friend told us afterwards that the dressing room was disgustingly filthy. I don’t see the attraction.

I can understand the ladies wanting to make some easy money, but why do men go there? Look but don’t touch until you go home alone? I’m not a fan of that either.