By the way, my heartfelt thanks to Medium for making it utterly impossible to find that goddamned story (OF COURSE I went to Sean’s profile and OF COURSE his most recent work wasn’t at the top, so OF COURSE I scrolled down and finally gave up, which is just one of MANY reasons Medium is constantly hiring software engineers, just check out LinkedIn). My apologies to Sean, can’t find the article. You find it, you let me know, I will link it here.